the best kind of flirting: the flirting where apparently neither of you knew you were flirting but APPARENTLY EVERYONE ELSE DID
What do you call it when a chemist is putting on his prosthetic leg?
He’s getting his neon.
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me
- Platonic reassuring shoulder/arm/hand grabbing
- Platonic tight, meaningful hugs
- Platonic late-night deep conversations that end in at least one person holding back tears or sobbing
- Platonic sleeping in the same bed
- Platonic forehead touches
- Platonic staring into each other’s eyes like the other person is the world
- Platonic CUDDLES
SUPER CLOSE PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS