There’s like a million different ways to say “I love you.”

'Put your seat belt on.'
‘Watch your step.’
‘Get some rest.’


…you just gotta listen.

—(via suspend)

(Source: meri-juana)

j0shuadun:

things i care about:

  1. concerts
  2. garlic bread

things i do not care about:

  1. your lame opinion

thenaebyrd777:

castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

the-clockworks:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

NO
PLEASE
STOP
OW
MY HEAD

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

fuck off

hannigrahmy:

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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(Source: hammerlock)

blink-182-bashers:

tom-marvolo-dildo:

madilee23:

skeletonflight:

AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

HOW ABOUT NO

WOW I DIDNT KNOW SOMETHING COULD BE WORSE THAN THE ACTUAL ENDING NOPE BYE

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retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

SUPERNATURAL TONIGHT BITCHES

ssjdebusk:

*shoots up from bed*

*kicks down door*

*blast heat of the moment 15 times in a row*

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hate:

i’m like 102% tired