idonegaffedit:

i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.

ryanvallejo:

korralight:

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okay so coral blue number 5 semi gloss lipstick

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exists

i want it and i don’t even wear lipstick

(Source: korrashair)

scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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grumpysalmon:

All of the incredibles represent a disorder:
Violet - anxiety
Dash - ADHD
Mr Incredible - too strong
Mother Incredible - ???
Baby - exploding child