beemovieerotica:

thetalee:

“Check out these blogs” and one of them is “beemovieerotica”

I-

No. No, I don’t think I will, thanks.

Originally posted by r4cs0

facingthefossegrim:

Family Resemblance

hollowboobtheory:

if you don’t know how to end your tumblr post you can just cut yourself off mid-word and people will be like “the penis exploders got her… so sad 😔”

miiilowo:

miiilowo:

miiilowo:

whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

this goes for like, all of time. knights are serving the KING? the fucking KING?

you cant serve cunt and the government at the same time come on now pick the right side i know you have it in you

goliig68:

shrimpsisbugs:

shrimpsisbugs:

just saw a job listing that requires a masters degree in accounting and they want to pay $14/hour. good luck with that

i told my girlfriend about this and she said “they do know those guys can do math, right?”

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

greelin:

can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

fashion-runways:

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annoyingatfirst:

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

manywinged:

big fan of platonic expressions of devotion actually. yeah we’re best friends of course i’d find you and hang out with you in every universe.

twobitsandanibble:

sinsear-aisteach:

sinsear-aisteach:

pros of corded headphones:

• Cant lose phone
• dont need to charge headphones
• they look cool and are amazing

cons of corded headphones:

• Every doorknob in existence is now out to get you

glad this was a hit with corded headphone users

Most cons can be prevented by putting the cord under your shirt

New con though - phones don’t come with that port anymore :(